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A man called Jackmeoff is arrested…

An American man from Florida with an unfortunate name…or a strong commitment to practical jokes…was arrested last week on a litany of charges in Fort Lauderdale. Jackmeoff Mudd, 54, was arrested on...

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Hitler clothes shop upsets Jews

A men’s clothes store in India is being asked to change its name after the chosen ‘Hitler’ upset the local community. Proprietor Rajesh Shah claims he was unaware that the name may cause offence as it...

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Nun caught nicking a beer on CCTV

A nun has been caught on CCTV stealing a beer. That’s right…a nun. But is the image of a Bride of Christ helping herself to some amber nectar too good to be true?   The Sister was filmed walking up to...

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African Wild Dogs aren’t to blame for mauling boy

A two-year-old boy has been mauled to death by a pack of ravenous African wild dogs when he fell off a railing his mother put him on to view the animals at the Pittsburgh Zoo and Aquarium. Desperate...

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President Obama – the king of ‘Gangnam Style’

President Barack Obama has said that he is confident he can pull of some of the dance moves as seen in the video for Psy’s hit single ‘Gangnam Style’. Obama, who secured a second term as President in...

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Man beats wife with his cock

 A man has been jailed after he struck his estranged wife with his penis when she refused him sex. Fred Thomas, from Maine, USA, will spend five days in jail after pleading guilty to the assault, which...

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Forget ‘planking’, the new craze is ‘Milking’

Planking is so last year. The bizarre new internet-inspired craze is “milking”, featuring students pouring two litre milk cartons over their heads. If you thought web crazes would never top the idiocy...

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Employee in the shit for farting

After several employees lodged complaints, a man who works for the Social Security Administration (SSA) in America, was accused of “conduct unbecoming a federal officer,” and was told his...

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Porno film shown live on Swedish news

While watching a report on Syria’s president Bashar al-Assad, a porn film played on a studio screen in the background. The incident took place during a broadcast on 24-hour Swedish news channel as the...

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Teacher suspended for posting sexy hand-stand

I wish I’d had a teacher like this. A teacher has been suspended from her job after pictures of her naked and apparently smoking cannabis were posted from her Twitter account. Carly McKinney, 23, was...

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Body parts from the dead are used for street signs

Metal body parts from the dead are being recycled into road signs, car parts and aircraft engines. Steel hips, plates and screws used in legs and skulls are collected after cremation and sold on – with...

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Topless hairdressers aim to please the client

Hairdressers have gone topless, and set up shop in Brisbane’s CBD, with customers travelling from as far as Townsville to get their locks lopped. Barber Babes operate out of The Grosvenor on George and...

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A man comes when a woman plays with his thumbs

A man who broke his neck and became paralysed has found a new way to enjoy sex…learning to orgasm when a woman caresses his thumb. Rafe Biggs, 43, from California, was left quadriplegic after breaking...

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Students in naked protest over dress code

What better way to protest the toughening of a dress code than to remove the dress altogether? University students in Hungary have done exactly that after their alma mater asked its pupils to refrain...

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Lawn Bowls Record broken, when no record existed

Cloncurry Lawn Bowls Club manager Shayne Barwick started on Friday morning and rolled his last ball yesterday, enduring 73 hours of playing. He originally read that was the world record and announced...

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Man beats wife with his cock

 A man has been jailed after he struck his estranged wife with his penis when she refused him sex. Fred Thomas, from Maine, USA, will spend five days in jail after pleading guilty to the assault, which...

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Forget ‘planking’, the new craze is ‘Milking’

Planking is so last year. The bizarre new internet-inspired craze is “milking”, featuring students pouring two litre milk cartons over their heads. If you thought web crazes would never top the idiocy...

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Employee in the shit for farting

After several employees lodged complaints, a man who works for the Social Security Administration (SSA) in America, was accused of “conduct unbecoming a federal officer,” and was told his...

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Porno film shown live on Swedish news

While watching a report on Syria’s president Bashar al-Assad, a porn film played on a studio screen in the background. The incident took place during a broadcast on 24-hour Swedish news channel as the...

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Teacher suspended for posting sexy hand-stand

I wish I’d had a teacher like this. A teacher has been suspended from her job after pictures of her naked and apparently smoking cannabis were posted from her Twitter account. Carly McKinney, 23, was...

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